{"product_id":"12418-5x5x15-wood-frame-sign-body-whbk","title":"5\" Wood Frame Sign - Glow Stick | White and Black","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe most relatable complaint of every person over thirty — and honestly, quite a few under it too. This wonderfully witty wood frame sign from Adams \u0026amp; Co's Scripty Sign Collection brings a bold and brilliantly honest personality to any desk, shelf, office, or home display it calls home. Finished in a clean and classic combination of white and black, this perfectly crafted little sign delivers the most hilariously accurate observation about the aging body imaginable — \u003cem\u003e\"The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like a Glow Stick Whenever I Move \u0026amp; Yet Refuses to Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing\"\u003c\/em\u003e — because if you are going to sound like a glow stick, the least your body could do is commit to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMeasuring 5\" x 5\" x 1.5\" and stylish enough to sit confidently in any well-curated space, this charming and laugh-inducing sign is guaranteed to spark an immediate and deeply personal laugh from absolutely everyone who reads it. A genuinely perfect and hilariously thoughtful gift for anyone navigating the beautiful and wonderfully creaky journey of getting older with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adams \u0026 Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48622917189888,"sku":"12418","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/1238\/7072\/files\/5x5x1.5_wood_frame_sign__BODY__manifest.jpg?v=1778602873","url":"https:\/\/backroaddecor.com\/products\/12418-5x5x15-wood-frame-sign-body-whbk","provider":"Back Road Decor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}